so my friend and i went to see a minor league baseball game tonight and it was “family night” tonight. which meant the stands were crawling with a bunch of suburbanites and their angst-ridden teenagers and young-uns. the problem arises when underage girls dress in tube tops and very visible g-strings peeking out from the tops of their hip huggers. for some reason, i always consider the g-string to be related to sexual liberation and freedom. and the last thing i need to be thinking about is sexually liberal and free 16 year old girls running around in tube tops, at least not unless they lower the age of consent in this state. and even then it would still be a little creepy. ok, probably a lot creepy. although supposedly some time in the 1960’s-ish they *raised* the age of consent to the ripe old age of 12. which was originally seven before that. now *that* would definitely be creepy beyond creep.