well, my aussie friend tae maree has bestowed upon me the task of filling out another one of these blog surveys. so here it is:
1… Three things that scare me
there is a school of thought that says that admitting your fears gives your enemies control over you…
2… Three people that make me laugh
carina, my old karaoke buddy mario, and my cousin vinny (yes i actually have a cousin vinny)
3…Three things I hate the most
closed minded people, long slow-moving lines, $5 soft drinks consisting of 4oz of drink and 10oz of ice
4…Three things I don’t understand
the infatuation with paris hilton — i didn’t realize having no talent was enough to make you a celebrity, string theory, and why hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8
5…Three things I’m doing right now
watching a cool band on tv, filling out this survey, coming down from the few beers i had at the bar not too long ago…
6…Three things I want to do before I die
breathe, have a good meal, get a good night’s sleep
7… Three things I can do
fix cars/motorcycles/computers, play guitar, pick the best line to get into at the store
8… Three ways to describe my personality
introverted, outgoing, “mostly” harmless 
9… Three things I can’t do
operate a nuclear submarine, force dumbasses to drive like normal human beings, see through walls (that don’t have windows in them)
10…Three things I think you should listen to
WMSE, music made by real musicians, me!
11…Three things you should never listen to
parishitltonjessicasimpsonbritneyspearsmary-kateandashley and any other faux celebrity who has marginal talent at best
12…Three things I’d like to learn
any language available except klingon, how to throw a 100mph fastball, how to swim like a fish and live underwater
13…Three favourite foods
mexican (NOT taco bell!), burgers, some kind of steak on the grill
14…Three beverages I drink regularly
water, sprite, shiner bock
15…Three shows I watched as a kid
night court, all in the family, headbanger’s ball