ok, so one of the first orders of business when i moved into my own place was to get some furniture. it’s only natural to *not* want to sit on the floor all the time right? well, i don’t like the look of a bed in the middle of a studio apartment, so i decided i would pick up a futon, that way when i feel like it i can fold it up and it doesn’t take up the whole room. (plus if i happen to have a girl over we can sit on the “couch” instead of the bed, at least at first. don’t want any awkward moments after all
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well, i searched high and low on craig’s list for just the right piece of furniture that would suit my needs. really i only half-assed looked around, but once i decided i needed to do something about it i finally did find something that i actually like. it was owned by this sort of geeky guy who reminded me a little of the “UBS” guy from madtv, only not quite as hyper. we kind of chatted a little bit and he said he was moving to another state because he was “tired of LA” and he wanted to study accupuncture, which apparently isn’t taught here, or at least not well enough.
anyway, somehow we got on the subject of dating and he mentioned that he was bi and that should mean he has more chance of finding the right someone but it wasn’t working out for him. he helped me load the futon into my car and mentioned that he had a small dining room table and chairs he would sell me but i wasn’t really that interested in them. then he says he would also give me a massage if i wanted one (he was a massage therapist before accupuncture, or so he said). at this point he turned into total creepy guy but i figured that we were done talking because the transaction for the futon was over.
so the next day he sends me a text message on my phone asking if i wanted the table and chairs. i said no thanks, you go ahead and sell if you can and he assured me that was the end. well, 3 hours later he *calls* me asking if i want the table and chairs. when i said no, he says if i help him move his shit into storage he’ll give me $10 off the table
whoopee….
“oh it’ll only take a few hours” he says o_O anyway, i tell him that i’m definitely not interested in helping him do anything and he said that would be the last time he calls. and i thought we were done for good now.
but you know what they say about speaking too soon…. two days ago he calls and says that my phone sent him a text message. not recognizing the number, i know i didn’t send any messages recently. but no, it’s not a recent message, it’s from THREE WEEKS AGO when i said i wasn’t interested in the table and chairs. now i’m really getting annoyed with this guy, not only for being a total creep, but for acting on messages from three weeks ago?? again, WTF?!?!?!?!?? and then he calls again tonight pretending like he’s looking for some lodge or hotel or something. now i’ve decided to save his number so that next time he calls my caller ID comes up as “stalker” and i’ll know to just ignore it……