i have heard for many years now about all the people out here in la-la land that get so much plastic surgery that they aren’t recognizable as human anymore. but until tonight, i had never come face to face (literally) with this phenomenon before. i was at the grocery store on my way home and a couple was there buying groceries. she had a decent figure from the back but when i saw her from the front i was completely grossed out. i’m not sure how her husband/boyfriend/significant other can stand to be so close to her. i hope he actually thinks she’s pretty.

the expression “the face only a mother could love” would definitely apply to this lady. her lips were so full that she could barely open them to talk. i heard her mumbling to him a few times when we passed in the various aisles. i’m not sure what possesses someone to alter themselves so much that they literally look like a clown *before* they even put any makeup on! and the worst part of all, she was wearing stripper perfume! :roll: